When does one play a corny game?

You play it by ear.

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Why is everyone tired of the king playing video poker on his porcelain throne?

Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes.

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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What did the alien say to the gas pump?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!

Why are farmers cruel?

They pull corn by the ears.