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What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

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How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

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What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt