The same way British people pronounce beer can.
Arsephalt
Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.
The Eng gland.
You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.
Jah Bless
Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?
Ohm on the range
Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.
He's from Team Rocket
Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.
Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.
Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.
They wanted to give credit where credit was due.
Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!
Because they have no Seoul.
They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.
Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's.
They always get stuck at "C".
Eliphino
Watt-er
