British People Jokes

What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

Why are there no Motown artists from North Korea?

Because they have no Seoul.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

Scam Jokes More Scam Jokes

What do you call a room full of psychics?

A scam!

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Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

What does the emperor have when he goes for a Sunday drive?

He has Divine Right of way

Unit Jokes More Unit Jokes

Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

Bum Jokes More Bum Jokes

How does an Australian clean is bum?

Bidet, mate.

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.