British People Jokes

What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

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What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

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Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

Good question. We're still trying to find out too.

Unit Jokes More Unit Jokes

What is the unit of energy?

Students: Yes!

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

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Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know?

Who hurt you?

Unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What are 3 naked woman on a crate of beer?

In the way!

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.