British People Jokes

What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

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What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

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What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

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What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

How alcoholic is a drink that's guaranteed to get you drunk?

Fool proof!

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What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

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Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

British Jokes More British Jokes

How British is Adele?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is.

What is a British Scholar's favorite store?

Finks

Ohm Jokes More Ohm Jokes

What is the most religious unit in electrical engineering?

Ohm.

What do electricians say when they meditate?

Ohm...

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

How do you say the name Ray in Jamaican?

Raymond

What's the affirmative response to a Jamaican mother?

Yeah mom!

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How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!