What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

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What do you get when you mix T and C?

Angry British people!

Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

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What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

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What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.