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What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

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What is a British person's favorite cereal?

Cheerios. say it in a British accent

Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

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What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

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What did the fish say when he hit concrete?

Dam(n).

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.