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What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

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What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn?

Allo-cate

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What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

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How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.