What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

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What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

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How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.