How do you count a herd of cattle?

Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.

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What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

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What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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How does the farmer count up his cows?

With a cowculator.

How do cows multiply?

With cowculators!