How do you count a herd of cattle?

Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.

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What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

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How do you count a herd of cattle?

Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

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How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

How does the farmer count up his cows?

With a cowculator.