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How do you count a herd of cattle?

Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.

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How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

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What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd?

You herd.

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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How does the farmer count up his cows?

With a cowculator.

How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.