How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

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What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

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Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

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What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

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How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

What is a video game characters favorite method of brawling?

Hitboxing!