How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

What did the teenage crow want for his birthday?

A-CAW!

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What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

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What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

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How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

How does the farmer count up his cows?

With a cowculator.

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How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

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How do cows do math?

A cow-culator.

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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What is a video game characters favorite method of brawling?

Hitboxing!

How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....