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How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

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Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?

A sheep that can round itself up!

400 Jokes More 400 Jokes

What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?

384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"

384 Jokes More 384 Jokes

How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?

384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"

How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

Volunteer Jokes More Volunteer Jokes

How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?

384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"