How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

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In their sleevies

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What a wondrous *turd* of events.

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How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

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How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

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How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"