Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bud. Bud who?

Budweiser the King of Beers!

Who is the king of stationery?

The ruler.

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What is an army of blue babies on horseback called?

A navy infantry cavalry

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

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Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

Where did George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleevies.