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Where do generals keep their armies?

In their sleevies

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Army Jokes More Army Jokes

What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

Sleevie Jokes More Sleevie Jokes

Where do kings keep there armies?

In their sleevies.

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

General Jokes More General Jokes

Where do generals keep their armies?

In their sleevies

Where does the general keep his armies?

In his sleevies! tee hee