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Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

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What did Napoleon have up his sleevies?

His armies!

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u