Knock knock. Who's there? Bud. Bud who?

Budweiser the King of Beers!

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King Jokes More King Jokes

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

Why is everyone tired of the king playing video poker on his porcelain throne?

Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What beer do elderly rednecks drink?

Silver Mullet

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

Bud Jokes More Bud Jokes

Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

What did the pot-head name his son?

Bud.

Budweiser Jokes More Budweiser Jokes

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bud. Bud who?

Budweiser the King of Beers!