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Who's there! Bud! Bud who?

Budweiser the King of Beers!

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Who is the king of stationary?

The ruler.

Why is everyone tired of the king playing video poker on his porcelain throne?

Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes.

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What do the Irish say when they cheers their beer?

Good Mornin'!

Why didn't Ahmadinejad have a beer?

He wasn't in the MahMoud.

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Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

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Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

What is the name of your friend's advisor?

Budweiser