Knock knock. Who's there? Bud. Bud who?

Budweiser the King of Beers!

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What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

Your ghostliness.

Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

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What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

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Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

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Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.