Buds before suds, bro.
They're buds
Bud.
Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!
Jesus, take the wheel!
Because April showers, bring May flowers!
By putting flowers on its grave.
After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.
Follow the lederhosen.
Cause beer is made with hops.
Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.
A palm tree
He doesn't like to be left hanging.
American.
Honestly, no idea!
To get to the other side
To screw in the children that were crossing the road