Bud Jokes

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

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Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

What did the pot-head name his son?

Bud.

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Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does the farmer hate his job?

Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What do you call a person without a son?

Per

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why don't kids like cheesy jokes?

They're too mature for their taste

What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?

The taste.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Who wears a toga and a face mask?

The Roman Umpire.

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.