Bud Jokes

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

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Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

Who's there! Bud! Bud who?

Budweiser the King of Beers!

What did the pot-head name his son?

Bud.

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Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Why did the blind driver have no hands?

He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour

What do you call an Eastern European cashier?

A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)

Bear Grylls Jokes More Bear Grylls Jokes

How many bears would Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

As many bears as Bear Grylls' grill can bear.

How many bear arms could Bear Grylls bear to bear if Bear Grylls could bear to bear bear arms?

Bear

Bud Light Jokes More Bud Light Jokes

What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.

Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

It's sterile and he likes the taste.

Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

What do you call a Kiwi with one leg?

Not even bro.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of snake is good at math?

An adder.

What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.

Heineken Jokes More Heineken Jokes

Why was the intelligent Heineken upset?

Cus the bud's wiser.

What do you say when you don't want anymore Heineken?

NeinIcant

Sniff Jokes More Sniff Jokes

What do they have in common?

Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch!

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?

The taste.

Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.