Bud Jokes

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

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Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

What did the pot-head name his son?

Bud.

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Heineken Jokes More Heineken Jokes

What do you say when you don't want anymore Heineken?

NeinIcant

Why was the intelligent Heineken upset?

Cus the bud's wiser.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

Bear Grylls Jokes More Bear Grylls Jokes

How many bear arms could Bear Grylls bear to bear if Bear Grylls could bear to bear bear arms?

Bear

Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

It's sterile and he likes the taste.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

Why did the policeman smell bad?

He was on duty.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float?

That's my buoy!