Bud Jokes

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

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Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

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Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bears don't have teeth?

Gummi bears.)

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

Heineken Jokes More Heineken Jokes

Why was the intelligent Heineken upset?

Cus the bud's wiser.

What do you say when you don't want anymore Heineken?

NeinIcant

Bud Light Jokes More Bud Light Jokes

Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

It's sterile and he likes the taste.

King Jokes More King Jokes

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do people with two left feet wear?

Flip flips

What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

What is the most successful spinoff ever made?

The Bible

Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.