Bud Jokes

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

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Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

What did the pot-head name his son?

Bud.

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Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of car does a pirate drive?

A Yarrrrrrrrris.

What kind of drug is /r/theRedPill?

It's a beta blocker

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

What's the first sign of football in the Bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

What is the most successful spinoff ever made?

The Bible

Bud Light Jokes More Bud Light Jokes

Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

It's sterile and he likes the taste.

What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A Native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare Native American artifact.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Bathe Jokes More Bathe Jokes

How'd you get the scratches?

Flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food?

Explosive Diarrhea

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers?

Infantry!

Sniff Jokes More Sniff Jokes

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?

A bud hound!

Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...