Buds before suds, bro.
They're buds
Bud.
Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.
After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.
A Yarrrrrrrrris.
It's a beta blocker
Jesus going up for the cross!
The Bible
It's sterile and he likes the taste.
A Native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare Native American artifact.
To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.
A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
Flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.
Explosive Diarrhea
Infantry!
A bud hound!
You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...