Buds before suds, bro.
They're buds
Bud.
Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.
Gamble in British currency.
Aboooooooooty call.
A polynomeal
A Native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare Native American artifact.
It's sterile and he likes the taste.
Good Mornin'!
Having half a screaming child on your hands.
DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.
Ze Hoegaarden.
Beez Nuts!
Because it was a noble gas
GoT because they push twins together to make a king.
UCLA.
Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.