What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

Why is King Joffrey like a mattress?

Two twins make a King.

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What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

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Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

The woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"