What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

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What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

Knock knock. Who's there? Bud. Bud who?

Budweiser the King of Beers!

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Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.