What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

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How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

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What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.