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What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

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King Jokes More King Jokes

What do you call a king with a weed addiction?

Your royal highness.

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight.

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Beg Jokes More Beg Jokes

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

The woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"