What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

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What do kings call musical chairs?

A Game of Thrones.

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

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Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

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What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.