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What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

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Who's there! Bud! Bud who?

Budweiser the King of Beers!

Who is the king of the pencil case?

The Ruler

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What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

What are OJ Simpson's favorite keys on a computer?

Return Home Slash Slash Backslash Shift Shift Shift Escape

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What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.