Beg Jokes

What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

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Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What kind of letters would you send to capital cities?

Capital letters.

Who does Dracula get letters from?

His fang club.

Scotch Jokes More Scotch Jokes

Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

X-post /r/puns Scotch.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. She's already been told.

What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What is the difference between a Lira and a Dollar?

A Dollar

What do you call a person with ten dollars?

A college student.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Bean. Bean who?

Bean working very hard today!

How many sad soccer fans are there today?

A Brazillion...

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!