Chrysanthemum's the word.
A free-LOTR
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.
The woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"
Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.
The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!
They're always looking for some sort of change!
They pray on the weak.
Their Punch.
They're both Christmith Thongs.
Because Sam sung better than him
Buck-teeth!
It has four quarters.
Put a peg on it's nose!
It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)
Don't bite any witches!
Lend it to Greece.
Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay
Someone told her drinks were on the house.
