Beg Jokes

What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

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What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

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Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

How do deaf people tell each other secrets?

They wear mittens.

Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?

Because of all the tellers.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

Dk Jokes More Dk Jokes

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Paycheck Jokes More Paycheck Jokes

What a Greek says as he get his paycheck?

Danke Shn.

How did the steak chef at the courthouse like his paycheck?

In legal tender

Forgiveness Jokes More Forgiveness Jokes

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

Snow Tire Jokes More Snow Tire Jokes