Chrysanthemum's the word.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A free-LOTR
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.
Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.
A half hour of begging.
The woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"
Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness
Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
A hug and a little quiche.
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
About 3 IQ points
Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.
You can't tuna fish.
The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"
They're always looking for some sort of change!
They're just doing their small part, because EA loves micro trans actions.
Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.
Nothing, they just waved.
Nothing, it simply waved.
X-post /r/puns Scotch.
OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.
My daughter: that's a secret
Because of all the tellers.
