What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

Where does a psychologist keep his boat?

On a Freudian Slip