What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call an old snowman?

Water.

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

What fish is best to have in a boat?

A Sailfish.