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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

What would Jesus do?

Is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See