What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

Why be it that land-lubbers are never confident?

For they are always on shore...

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.