What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.