Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

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Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.

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What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

Taxis Jokes More Taxis Jokes

Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland?

Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.

What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.