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Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

Why people cry during the weddings?

They are preparing for whats coming afterwards

Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie?

He was way to high, man.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

Taxis Jokes More Taxis Jokes

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and Democrats want more for schools.