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Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

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What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

Taxis Jokes More Taxis Jokes

How many Republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

None. The Democrats do that.

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"