Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

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Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

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Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

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How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her.

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Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other?

A caterpillar

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Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.