Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

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It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.

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Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

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When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right