Taxis Jokes

What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.

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What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and Democrats want more for schools.

Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland?

Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.

How many Republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

None. The Democrats do that.

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."