What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.

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Why do ants rarely, if ever, get sick?

Because of their tiny little anty bodies.

What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

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How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

Because he was kneaded.

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Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland?

Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

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What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.

What insect is good at math?

An account-ant.