What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.

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How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

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What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

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How many Republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

None. The Democrats do that.

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and Democrats want more for schools.

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What insect is good at math?

An account-ant.

What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.