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What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.

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What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?

Antteneye!

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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Where did they go?

Who took them Why aren't we helping to find them

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

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Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland?

Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

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What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.

What insect is good at math?

An account-ant.