Why can't ants get sick?

Because they have little anty-bodies.

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What do you call ants in your syrup?

Maple flakes From my well intentioned girlfriend

What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.