Why do ants rarely, if ever, get sick?

Because of their tiny little anty bodies.

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How do you sort out Ant and Dec?

Squash one and deal with the other later.

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Why do ants rarely, if ever, get sick?

Because of their tiny little anty bodies.

Why don't ants get sick?

Because of their tiny little anty bodies