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What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

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How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

Because she was fish tailing!

Where do lions go if they lose their tails?

To the re-tail store.

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What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction