What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

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Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes!

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What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.