What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

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Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

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Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

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What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

What's the coldest type of reptile?

Blizzards.