What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

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Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

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Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!

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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles!

What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.