What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

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What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

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What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?

You're dead to me

Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

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What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.