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What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

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What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

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What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

You get a dino-sore.

What do you do if you get bit by something poisonous?

Don't bite it back in retaliation.

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What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.