What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

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Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

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Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

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What is the primary job of an alligator?

Make allegations

Which alligator lives in the Arctic?

The refridgegator.

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What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.