What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

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What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?

Civil War

What's the worst thing about 90's kids?

They fight back.

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What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

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What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

What do you call an alligator that starts something?

An insti-GATOR!