What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

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How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

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Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

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You call an investigator

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What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.

What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!