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What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

How the fight started Wife: Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me: How about a newspaper. Wife: OK, which one Me: Today's.

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

What is the primary job of an alligator?

Make allegations

Instigator Jokes More Instigator Jokes

What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.