What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

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What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

Tennish

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

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Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

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What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

What do you call an std that only reptiles can get?

Gatoraids.

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What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

What do you call an alligator that starts something?

An insti-GATOR!