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What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

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What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

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What did Ronda Rousey's face look like after her fight with Holly Holm?

It was all broused up!

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

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What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

Which alligator lives in the Arctic?

The refridgegator.

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What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.

What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!