What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

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What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

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Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

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What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.

What is worse than an alligator with toothache?

A centipede with athlete's foot!

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What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.