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Who's there! Alligator! Alligator who?

Alligator for her birthday was a card!

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What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs!

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.