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Who's there! Alligator! Alligator who?

Alligator for her birthday was a card!

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Card Jokes More Card Jokes

Why cant you play cards on a rowboat?

Because you're sitting on the deck...

What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What did the white high school dropout get for his birthday?

A legacy scholarship for his second choice school

What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P