Who's there! Alligator! Alligator who?

Alligator for her birthday was a card!

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Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for his birthday?

He felt his presents.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

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What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later.