Who's there! Alligator! Alligator who?

Alligator for her birthday was a card!

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Card Jokes More Card Jokes

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

Mule-tide greetings.

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What is worse than an alligator with toothache?

A centipede with athlete's foot!

What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.