Who's there! Alligator! Alligator who?

Alligator for her birthday was a card!

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Where the hell did you get?

The barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

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What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up

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What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

What is worse than an alligator with toothache?

A centipede with athlete's foot!