Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work?

IBM

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Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

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Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.