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Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work?

IBM

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Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

Why are Aspirins and Paracetamol white?

Well, you want them to work, don't you?

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What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

What does Hulk say when he poops?

IBM!