Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work?

IBM

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How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

What does BMW stand for?

Black man working

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Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What do you call a fish with diarrhea?

A Pooper Grouper!!!!!

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Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work?

IBM

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.