What do snakes have on their bath towels?

Hiss and Hers!

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Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

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What do you even say to someone like that?

I just hissed at them.

What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.

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What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Bath towels...

What do snakes have on their bath towels?

Hiss and Hers!