What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

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What did one flea say to the other after a night out?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.

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What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

He stepped down.

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What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.