What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

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What do you call a dog with a lot of friends?

Pawpular!

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

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How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

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Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim.