What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

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What does a plankton name its dog?

Phyto.

How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.

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What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

What do you call a sarcastic man who steps in poop?

Feces-tious

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How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!