What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

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How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common?

Pants 50% off

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants