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What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

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What did one flea say to the other after a night out?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

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How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.

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How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

What do I have?

Someone else's pants.