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What did one flea say to the other after a night out?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does an agnostic... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What is the most faithful insect?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them!

What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas?

Bugs Bunny.