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What did one flea say to the other after a night out?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog wearing headphones?

Ear bud

What do you call a prosthetic arm for a dog?

Faux paw.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

Where do fleas go in winter?

Werewolf: Search me!

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.