What did one flea say to the other after a night out?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

Should we walk home or take a dog

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

Where do fleas go in winter?

Werewolf: Search me!