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What did one flea say to the other after a night out?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.