What did one flea say to the other after a night out?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

What kind of dog does Sauron have?

A La-Barad-dr

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

What do The Walking Dead and the Fast and Furious series have in common?

They both have dead walkers.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!

What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.