What did one flea say to the other after a night out?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's next - people marrying dogs?

Nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Raining elephants!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

Why do white girls walk in groups of odd numbers?

Because they literally can't even.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

What does a bee do with his stinger at night?

Put it in his honey.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas?

Bugs Bunny