What did one flea say to the other after a night out?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?

Cats can't drive!

What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What's Batman's least favourite album?

A Night at the Opera.

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.