What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears.

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

What's Gordon Ramsey's second favorite movie?

FROZE-- oh, nevermind.

Second Hand Shop Jokes More Second Hand Shop Jokes

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.