What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

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What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

What do you call a walking talking rat?

Keemstar

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

Second Hand Shop Jokes More Second Hand Shop Jokes

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop