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What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

Arggg! thar she blows

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

What has 50 legs but cant walk?

Half a centipede!

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

Second Hand Shop Jokes More Second Hand Shop Jokes

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop.

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.