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What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck!

How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

Gize.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

What do you call the first migrant off the boat?

Amhere What do you call the second migrant off the boat Amhere Azwel What do you call the third migrant off the boat Amhere Azwell Azhim

Second Hand Shop Jokes More Second Hand Shop Jokes

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop.

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.