What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

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Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

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How do you think I feel?

I have to walk Home Alone

What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

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Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

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Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.