What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

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Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there!'

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

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What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

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Who succeeded the first President of the USA?

The second one!

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?

An elephant with hiccups!

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What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop