Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

What did the man say to the Formula 1 driver who nearly rear-ended him?

Thanks Verstappen.

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Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight?

Don't look I'm changing!!

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Buzz.....

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What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop