Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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A barbecue

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What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!

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Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

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Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop