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Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

What part of your hand is the most salty?

The NaCls

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What did the second guesser with no self esteem say to Reddit?

Edit: nevermind...

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OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

Second Hand Shop Jokes More Second Hand Shop Jokes

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop.

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

Shopping Centre Jokes More Shopping Centre Jokes

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop