Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

How many cops does it take to push a man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

Second Hand Shop Jokes More Second Hand Shop Jokes

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

Shopping Centre Jokes More Shopping Centre Jokes

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop