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Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you get when you have two balls in your hand?

A man's undivided attention!

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you call it when you build a second portal on Minecraft?

Anether(another) Nether

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

Second Hand Shop Jokes More Second Hand Shop Jokes

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

Shopping Centre Jokes More Shopping Centre Jokes

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop