Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

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What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

How long does a dog's bark last?

Ly a second.

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What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

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Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe