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Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?

An elephant with hiccups!

Second Hand Shop Jokes More Second Hand Shop Jokes

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

Shopping Centre Jokes More Shopping Centre Jokes

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop