Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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How many men does it take to moderate /r/MensRights?

None. There are no there.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

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How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand!

What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

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What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command.

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

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What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe