Shopping Centre Jokes

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

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Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

Why should you keep a broken clock?

It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.

Boko Harambe Jokes More Boko Harambe Jokes

What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization?

Boko Harambe

Second Hand Shop Jokes More Second Hand Shop Jokes

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

Dead Gorilla Jokes More Dead Gorilla Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

They're both dead gorillas.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why can't men get mad cow disease?

Because they're all pigs.

Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.