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What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

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Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop.

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

Boko Harambe Jokes More Boko Harambe Jokes

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

Dead Gorilla Jokes More Dead Gorilla Jokes

What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second