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Shopping Centre Jokes

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

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Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization?

Boko Harambe

What do you call an army of gorilla soldiers?

Boko Harambe.

Dead Gorilla Jokes More Dead Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight?

Don't look I'm changing!!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece?

He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands

Second Hand Shop Jokes More Second Hand Shop Jokes

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...