Dead Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

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What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.

What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

They're both dead gorillas.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

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What does the tree says in autumn?

Leaf me alone.

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What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane?

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Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant?

He gets the kids meal.