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Dead Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.

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What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

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What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

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What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

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What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

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What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro?

Infidel Castro

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

Shopping Centre Jokes More Shopping Centre Jokes

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

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What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

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What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia?

Haram bae

What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae