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Dead Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

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What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.

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What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro?

Infidel Castro

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign 'Clean Washroom'?

He cleaned it!

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

Shopping Centre Jokes More Shopping Centre Jokes

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

Cincinnati Zoo Jokes More Cincinnati Zoo Jokes

What's the Cincinnati Zoo's least favorite rap group?

Gorillaz

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.