Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

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How many Jon Snows does it take to change a light bulb?

It wouldn't matter. Jon Snow knows nothing.

What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

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Why does Jimmy Carter swim on his back?

To keep his nuts dry.

What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.

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Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!