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Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

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When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

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What do you call a gorilla in water?

Harambait.

Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright?

Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'

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What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

Why does Jimmy Carter swim on his back?

To keep his nuts dry.

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Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!