To keep his nuts dry.
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They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.
A widow.
They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!
With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.
He heard the snow-blower was coming.
Because she didn't know which one came first!
It's a place of udder delight.
He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"
James Brady.
Hairy Truman!
A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)
Nuts & bolts!
A widow
