Jimmy Carter Jokes

Why does Jimmy Carter swim on his back?

To keep his nuts dry.

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How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

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Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Long Island Railroad Jokes More Long Island Railroad Jokes

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

Widow Jokes More Widow Jokes

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

Roslyn Jokes More Roslyn Jokes

How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What what Juan's twin sister named?

I don't know, Juana guess

What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

Ronald Reagan Jokes More Ronald Reagan Jokes

What is Ronald Reagan's favourite vegetable?

James Brady.

Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an