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Jimmy Carter Jokes

Why does Jimmy Carter swim on his back?

To keep his nuts dry.

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How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

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When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

Nuts & Jokes More Nuts & Jokes

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

Roslyn Jokes More Roslyn Jokes

How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call it when a gorilla takes martial arts lessons?

Kong-fu

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

Long Island Railroad Jokes More Long Island Railroad Jokes

How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

Ronald Reagan Jokes More Ronald Reagan Jokes

Why doesn't Ronald Reagan drink orange juice?

Because he's dead.

What is Ronald Reagan's favourite vegetable?

James Brady.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

Widow Jokes More Widow Jokes

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow