Jimmy Carter Jokes

Why does Jimmy Carter swim on his back?

To keep his nuts dry.

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How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

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What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

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It's driving me nuts!

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What's the best part about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus

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BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion

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What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

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What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

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Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

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How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

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How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

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What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

What do you call a gorilla that's hair is two different colors?

Harambre