Jimmy Carter Jokes

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

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What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

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He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

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What is Ronald Reagan's favourite vegetable?

James Brady.

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What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

Roslyn Jokes More Roslyn Jokes

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

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Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!