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Jimmy Carter Jokes

Why does Jimmy Carter swim on his back?

To keep his nuts dry.

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How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

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Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an

What is Ronald Reagan's favourite vegetable?

James Brady.

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What political party entices most Gorillas?

The Treepublican Party!

What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization?

Boko Harambe

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did the updraft get pulled over?

It was speeding in a high shear zone

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

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When you know it is too cold in Bay Area?

When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.

Why do fluorescent lights hum?

Because they don't know the words.

Widow Jokes More Widow Jokes

What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.

What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

Roslyn Jokes More Roslyn Jokes

How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

Long Island Railroad Jokes More Long Island Railroad Jokes

How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

Nuts & Jokes More Nuts & Jokes

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!