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Long Island Railroad Jokes

How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

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Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

Why does Jimmy Carter swim on his back?

To keep his nuts dry.

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What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

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What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer.

Why are snakes hard to fool?

They have no legs to pull!