If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
Pulled pork.
Would you pull that crap with a net?
You swimming pull
You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.
They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.
They both want to pull 1 over on you.
Because only he could pull it off.
Because all of the investors pulled out.
Parents
Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.
Because they have a claus in their contract.
You pull down their genes.
Pull down his pants.
Because it was accidental.
Both of them are hard to pull out of.
Pull off the ring and the house is gone.
Because he saw the snowblower coming
Banner.
Because he was good at pulling weed
A Pull-it-surprise!
He had an Inconvenient Tooth.
Because he "pulled a few strings"!
The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.
You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?
It pulled a mussel.
Pulled a muscle.
Pull back a few inches
He pulled some strings.
He was trying to bust a move
For drinking and deriving
Leaving a plunger in the toilet.
Don't worry, I pull out.
It's driving me nuts!
Failure to pull out in time
Someone didn't pull it out in time.
Because he is always pulling on his ears.
They pull corn by the ears.
When you pull the ring off, your house goes away
Because it goes right out of your head.
Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool
She pulled her pants up.
Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.
Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.
Anyone can pull them off
A human chu
None
They have no legs to pull!
A piebald horse pulling a cart!
A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!
50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
My couch pulls out.
Answer "Scissors." then drive away..
If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.
My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!
Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.
Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima
It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
It's just so hard to pull out.
They pull up their pants.
They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.
When you can pull the pin and throw it back
Pull down its genes.
Bristol Palin.
Free Willy
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
One. It's a trick question.
A McChicken And the rib -A McRib pulls out his batwallet I like your style.
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth
The couch pulls out...
It loses its cool.
Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.
If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone
Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.
They pull out on time.
The leash goes slack
You pull down its genes.
She pulled some strings.
Speed is relative, officer.
A 15 yard penalty.
Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.
Because the snowblower was coming.
Parents.
It was speeding in a high shear zone
The Bartender says, "For you No charge."
The leash goes slack...
I think I could pull it off
A STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!
Once in a blue moon.
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
Bare
Because she had her nose in a hamburger.
Russel
Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.
After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.
Jose and Hose B.
Hose A and Hose B
Meow.
A Meanderthal.
Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
They're both leg ends.
The Imperial March
In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke
Because my PC is a Dell.
