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Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

For drinking and deriving

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Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

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Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

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It loses its cool.

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A 15 yard penalty.

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What do you call an angry, seafaring mathematician?

Rate!!!

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2 squared!

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He derives!

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Because they don't like to drink and derive.