Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

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What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

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Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.

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What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

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Where do calculus students go when they are sick?

To L'Hopital.

How do calculus students feel about undefined slopes in Cartesian planes?

Indifferential.