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Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

For drinking and deriving

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What do you call a preponderance of the evidence that your drink has been compromised?

Probable Cosby

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No-straw-damus! (please be gentle on me as you berate me.)

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What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off

Why haven't you pulled over yet?

I said, "Because we're still in Detroit."

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S of the Carribean.

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They're always plotting against it.

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Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

For drinking and deriving

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive