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Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

For drinking and deriving

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How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

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It was worth a shot.

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What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer.

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How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

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Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

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Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )