Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

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What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

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Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

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Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.

What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

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Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.

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Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

Where do calculus students go when they are sick?

To L'Hopital.