Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

For drinking and deriving

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

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What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

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What do you call an angry, seafaring mathematician?

Rate!!!

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

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Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive