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Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

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How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

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What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

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How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss