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Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

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What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

Zika blyat

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What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

What do you call an early bird special double date at a black-Vietnamese fusion restaurant?

Pho fo' fo' at fo'

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What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.