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Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

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What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.

What kind of people are always in a damn hurry?

Russians

Pho Jokes More Pho Jokes

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;

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How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*