Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

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Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

A soviet

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Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

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Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

How do Soviet prison mates greet each other?

Gulag to you too.