Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

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How do Russians watch online movies?

Nyetflix!

How does a Russian catch fish?

A niet!

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What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!

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Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

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Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

Why did the soviet plane crash?

It was stalin