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Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea River

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

What did Russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

What happens when a soviet and a German have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer Poland really fast.

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism