Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

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What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea River

Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

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What was Stalin's favorite chemical equation?

HAmAr + SiCl

Why didn't the USSR get anything done?

They were Stalin

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Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev