What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.

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What do you call five Mexicans on the bottom of a pool?

Sinko

What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans.

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How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

Why was Steve Jobbs funeral an open casket?

So the attendees could get some face-time.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.