Why did everyone trust the marsupial?

Everything he said was troo

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How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

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Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

What do you call a kangaroo stowed away on the curiosity rover?

A Marsupial