Marsupial Jokes

What do you call a kangaroo stowed away on the curiosity rover?

A Marsupial

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Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

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Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

Why hasn't Bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf?

A small medium at large.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

Geordie Jokes More Geordie Jokes

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block?

He had a fear of eights

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

What bird can lift the most?

A crane

What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

Kangaroo Court Jokes More Kangaroo Court Jokes

Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

Why was Skippy falsely imprisoned?

Because it was a kangaroo court.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality.

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

Koalafie Jokes More Koalafie Jokes

How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.

Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why does Garfield hate Mondays?

He doesn't have a job.

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions