Marsupial Jokes

What do you call a kangaroo stowed away on the curiosity rover?

A Marsupial

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Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

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Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

Why was Skippy falsely imprisoned?

Because it was a kangaroo court.

Koalafie Jokes More Koalafie Jokes

How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.

Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

Geordie Jokes More Geordie Jokes

Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block?

He had a fear of eights

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you call a group of kangaroos?

A Kangacrew

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome: Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

Bunny Jokes More Bunny Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

What do you call tea made by a stoned marsupial?

High koala tea