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Marsupial Jokes

What do you call a kangaroo stowed away on the curiosity rover?

A Marsupial

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

Who's there! Army Ant! Army Ant who?

Army Ants coming for tea then

What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

Why did the priest cross the road?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road

Kangaroo Court Jokes More Kangaroo Court Jokes

Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

Why was Skippy falsely imprisoned?

Because it was a kangaroo court.

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

Geordie Jokes More Geordie Jokes

Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block?

He had a fear of eights

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why did everyone trust the marsupial?

Everything he said was troo

How much do I trust reddit?

I went on before seeing the new Star Wars.