What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

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Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

Why do hipsters drink their Jello?

They want to have it before it's cool.

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Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

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What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed.

Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

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What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.