What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

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What do valley girls drink?

Soo-Duhh!

What did the depressed philosopher say?

I drink because I am.

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What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

What does Batman add to his tea?

Just ice.

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A gender bender Bender fender bender.

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What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.