What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

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What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

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Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

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What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.