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What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality.

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What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

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How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

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What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original) A Porcupine!

What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

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What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

What's the most bitter tea in existence?

Reality *cries in the corner*