What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality.

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How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

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How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

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What kind of bee can never make up its mind?

A maybe

What kind of dog chases anything red?

A bull dog!

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What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality.

What's the most bitter tea in existence?

Reality *cries in the corner*