What tattoo should I get?

TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.

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Connection Jokes More Connection Jokes

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

Thigh Jokes More Thigh Jokes

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

Represent Jokes More Represent Jokes

What do you call someone who's representing a bike shop?

A spokesperson.

Who represents a Ghost in court?

A Paralegal.

Tattoo Artist Jokes More Tattoo Artist Jokes

What do you call a dwarf tattoo artist?

An Inkling.

What tattoo should I get?

TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.