Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

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Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

What tattoo should I get?

TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.

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What did the lumberjack see?

He saw a tree.

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

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How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs

Why couldn't the lumberjack sign into Facebook?

Because he was logged out!