Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

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Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

What tattoo should I get?

TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.

Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

How do you know you're not logged into reddit?

There are posts on the frontpage

How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log