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Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

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Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

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What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

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What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out

What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again