Log Jokes

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

How do trees access the internet?

They log on

What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap?

A log!

Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs

Why couldn't the lumberjack sign into Facebook?

Because he was logged out!

How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

What do you mean I can't change the past?

Logs on to Wikipedia*

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Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.

How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

How do the trees get on the internet?

They log on.

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Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

Natural Log Jokes More Natural Log Jokes

What do organic mathematicians put in their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

Drown Mathematician Jokes More Drown Mathematician Jokes

What sound is emitted by a drowning mathematician?

Log log log log log log log log log...

What did the drowning mathematician say?

Logloglogloglog...

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What does a witch take when she can't poop?

Hexlax

What do you call it when your Stepmother poops?

A Step-Stool

Drown Number Theorist Jokes More Drown Number Theorist Jokes

What did the drowning number theorist yell?

LOG LOG LOG LOG

What did the drowning number theorist say?

Logloglogloglogloglogloglogloglog

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

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What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

Why is Xbox 360's successor called Xbox One and not Xbox 720?

Cos 720 is 1