The Captains log
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The captains log.
The captains log
They log on
A log!
There are posts on the frontpage
Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.
I'm not sure, I'll check the logs
Because he was logged out!
He keeps a log
REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!
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Logs on to Wikipedia*
I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.
They never want to log off.
It just logged on...
Logging out
Because she wanted to sleep like a log.
He drops the base when doing logs.
It logs on.
If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again
They log on.
Sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly
He raised Cain.
Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper
Nail it's other hand to the floor.
The captain's log.
Feces-tious
A poop
A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.
Captain's log
Always tip your server.
Because 6 8 9
They would have discovered Penicil(e)
An EULer spill
B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."
A good time)