The Captains log
The captains log.
The captains log
They log on
A log!
There are posts on the frontpage
Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.
I'm not sure, I'll check the logs
Because he was logged out!
He keeps a log
REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!
Logs on to Wikipedia*
I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.
They never want to log off.
It just logged on...
Logging out
Because she wanted to sleep like a log.
He drops the base when doing logs.
It logs on.
If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again
They log on.
With a pita pan.
He de-deuces.
Because the p is silent.
Captain's log
Make it sew!
They ran out of juice!
A midnight snack A hot Breakfast
I'm just here so I won't get find.
I can't bereave it!
There may be leavesdropping
It died.
Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.
A natural log
Natural log. Sorry about the math joke.
