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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?

She went looking for the three guys.

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Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?

To boldly go where no man has been before!

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What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

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What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.

Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?

Because it was the hottest pepper.

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.

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How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

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