What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

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Why did the Red Sea not find a good husband?

Because she was too shallow.

Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

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What does Peter Gabriel sing on the toilet?

I am the extruder...

What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

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Where do you party on a ship?

Where the funnel be!

Why didn't the kayak owner and yacht owner get along?

They didn't have ships in common.

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What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

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How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

What do you mean I can't change the past?

Logs on to Wikipedia*