What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace?

At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.

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What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

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Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.

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Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

How do trees access the internet?

They log on