The Captains log
Follow the slime trail.
Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.
Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.
When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so
The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.
Picardi and coke
Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.
Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.
REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!
He drops the base when doing logs.
