How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

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When my laptop asks "Are you sure?

It's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.

How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

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What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap?

A log!

What do you mean I can't change the past?

Logs on to Wikipedia*

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What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Black mail!