How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

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What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

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What did you choose?

Guy: I don't remember.

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

How do the trees get on the internet?

They log on.

What do you mean I can't change the past?

Logs on to Wikipedia*

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How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Black mail!