How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

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Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

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How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

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What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

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How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.