How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

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What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Crisp Cringle.

What is Santa Claus' favorite metal band?

Sleigher

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How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

How do you remember your wedding anniversary?

Forget it once.

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

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What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log