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How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

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What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

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How do you remember your wedding anniversary?

Forget it once.

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

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How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Black mail!

Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.