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What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap?

A log!

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Why can't you use "Beef stew"as a password?

Because it's not stroganoff.

Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

What did the librarian say to the travel agent?

Find what you're booking for

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What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap?

A log!

How do the trees get on the internet?

They log on.

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What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap?

A log!