What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap?

A log!

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Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

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What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

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Why couldn't the lumberjack sign into Facebook?

Because he was logged out!

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

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What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap?

A log!

What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.