Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

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Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

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What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

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Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up!

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So they don't get chapped lips.

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What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.

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He was exceeding the feed limit!

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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

How do you make antifreeze?

Take away her blanket!

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How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.