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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

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Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

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It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

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From the supermeerkat

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So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

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It wears an aqua-fur.

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Werewolf: Search me!

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He was convicted of fragrancy.

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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

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How do you make antifreeze?

Take away her blanket!

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

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How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.