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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

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What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Where do fleas go in winter?

Werewolf: Search me!

Why is one side of the V always longer than the other when geese are flying south for the winter?

It's because there are more geese on that side.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What did the manager of the Frankenstein museum say?

I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

Liter Jokes More Liter Jokes

What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

Antifreeze Jokes More Antifreeze Jokes

How do you make antifreeze?

Take away her blanket!

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

Winter Coat Jokes More Winter Coat Jokes

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.