Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

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How do you make antifreeze?

Take away her blanket!

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.