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What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up!

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Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

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Who's there! Billy Bragg! Billy Bragg who?

Billy Braggs too much tell him to stop it!

Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos?

Because the subject is still to immature.

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How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

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What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up!