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What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up!

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What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

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Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

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When is a body builder's shortest workout?

During the winter Swole-stace

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up!

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.