What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up!

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What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

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He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

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The damming evidence

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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

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What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up!