What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up!

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Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

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They are preparing for whats coming afterwards

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How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

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What did the cow say in winter?

Oh my god. I'm Friesian!

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

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What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up!