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What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up!

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What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

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How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

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Why is one side of the V always longer than the other when geese are flying south for the winter?

It's because there are more geese on that side.

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

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What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up!