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What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up!

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Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.

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What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

When will the Jared jokes stop?

When they get too old.

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Which phone??

Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up!