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What did the cow say in winter?

Oh my god. I'm Friesian!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows do for entertainment?

They go to the mooooovies.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What's the opposite of a somersault?

A winter pepper.

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.