What did the cow say in winter?

Oh my god. I'm Friesian!

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What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

Moostard

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Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!