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What did the cow say in winter?

Oh my god. I'm Friesian!

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What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

What did the cow say to the horse?

Mooooooo

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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.