What did the cow say in winter?

Oh my god. I'm Friesian!

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What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

What do cows sit on?

Couches

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Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

Why do bees stay in their hive during Winter?

Swarm.