What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

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Why do cows poop carrots?

BECAUSE THEY'RE CARROT COWS!!!

What do cows do in traffic?

They moove

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How do you find Will Smith in the winter?

You search for Fresh Prints.

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

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What Pokémon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone