What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

What was the slogan for Shakespeare's camping shop?

Now is the winter of our discount tents

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.