What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

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What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust?

A cow can't be milked for 70 years.

How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

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What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

What did Jack Frost say at his climax?

Winter is coming

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What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow