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What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

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What goes ooooooo?

A cow with no lips.)))

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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Where do fleas go in winter?

Werewolf: Search me!

What do Bees wear in the winter?

Yellow Jackets*

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What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.