What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows like to line dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like!

Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What was the slogan for Shakespeare's camping shop?

Now is the winter of our discount tents

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone