March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

Previous Random Joke Next

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day

What do you call a cow stable in Egypt?

A Mubarack

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!